Volstiglig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical frog.

Volstiglig created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Volstiglig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Volstiglig, she will jump up and down on your head.

Volstiglig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Volstiglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Do not prepare oranges while filled with joy.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.