Dodbifmadhan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid raven.

Dodbifmadhan created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodbifmadhan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dodbifmadhan, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dodbifmadhan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dodbifmadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Dodbifmadhan loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.