Beglarnfitstaflabbosshinvog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous dingo.

Beglarnfitstaflabbosshinvog created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beglarnfitstaflabbosshinvog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Beglarnfitstaflabbosshinvog, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Beglarnfitstaflabbosshinvog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Beglarnfitstaflabbosshinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never bounce in the presence of whales.

3. Beglarnfitstaflabbosshinvog loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Beglarnfitstaflabbosshinvog's priests.

5. Hide if seven frogs approach from the east.