Lamlamdod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, benevolent bee.

Lamlamdod created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamlamdod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamlamdod, he will not care at all.

Lamlamdod's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Lamlamdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must pray to Lamlamdod eight times a day.