Butwancid Sinnannarl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless fox.

Butwancid Sinnannarl created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butwancid Sinnannarl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Butwancid Sinnannarl, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Butwancid Sinnannarl's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Butwancid Sinnannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Put Butwancid Sinnannarl first in all things.

4. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

5. Do not resist chaos.