Farnadcid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, strong fox.

Farnadcid created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnadcid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Farnadcid, he will turn you into a snail.

Farnadcid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Farnadcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never jump near swans.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.