Jankanrulged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest squirrel.

Jankanrulged created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jankanrulged, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jankanrulged, she will laugh at you.

Jankanrulged's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jankanrulged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.