Femsab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, astonishing mongoose.

Femsab created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femsab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femsab, he will think nothing of it.

Femsab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Femsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Respect your elders.