Mabbitbot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, vain fish.

Mabbitbot created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabbitbot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabbitbot, he will turn you into a worm.

Mabbitbot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Mabbitbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Mabbitbot loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Never wear jumpers.