Nuljendoss Cunwatjop is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured squirrel.

Nuljendoss Cunwatjop created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuljendoss Cunwatjop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nuljendoss Cunwatjop, it will turn you into a duck.

Nuljendoss Cunwatjop's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nuljendoss Cunwatjop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nuljendoss Cunwatjop.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near whales while wearing red shirts.

5. Nuljendoss Cunwatjop loves moths, so they must be respected.