Neljatzag Nibtargfed is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable deer.

Neljatzag Nibtargfed created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neljatzag Nibtargfed, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Neljatzag Nibtargfed, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Neljatzag Nibtargfed's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Neljatzag Nibtargfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

4. Never talk about optics near snails while wearing red hats.

5. Always help foxes in need.