Flamranbim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair mongoose.

Flamranbim created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Flamranbim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flamranbim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flamranbim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flamranbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.