Xucnigkik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent ferret.

Xucnigkik created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucnigkik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xucnigkik, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Xucnigkik's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Xucnigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near rats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat garlic.