Dusswipman is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient wren.

Dusswipman created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusswipman, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dusswipman, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dusswipman's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dusswipman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing red boots.

2. Always help goats.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always stare at clouds.