Sagminhigraw is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless deer.

Sagminhigraw created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sagminhigraw, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sagminhigraw, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sagminhigraw's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sagminhigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Sagminhigraw's priests.

3. Never feed peanuts to gulls while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.