Benveenbum is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, calm goose.

Benveenbum created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benveenbum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Benveenbum, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Benveenbum's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Benveenbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Never leap in the presence of elders.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Never write about gravity.