Fliglintetti is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonest crow.

Fliglintetti created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliglintetti, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fliglintetti, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fliglintetti's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fliglintetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.