Sakhudcen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, resourceful mouse.

Sakhudcen created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakhudcen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sakhudcen, it will not care at all.

Sakhudcen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sakhudcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear stockings marked with red.

2. Never talk about special relativity near gulls while wearing yellow trousers and balancing six iron spheres on your feet.

3. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Always pray immersed in water.