Nilcudyok is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, confident goose.

Nilcudyok created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilcudyok, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nilcudyok, she will turn you into a slug.

Nilcudyok's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nilcudyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not take Nilcudyok's name in vain.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not shave your arms.