Pidmutgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, grumpy alligator.

Pidmutgeb created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidmutgeb, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidmutgeb, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pidmutgeb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pidmutgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidmutgeb.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.