Middinnell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome dugong.

Middinnell created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Middinnell, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Middinnell, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Middinnell's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Middinnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Middinnell in the centre of the settlement.

3. Worship no other gods but Middinnell.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide from red snakes for they are unholy.