Cardanzen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish faun.

Cardanzen created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cardanzen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cardanzen, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cardanzen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cardanzen's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Do not turn your face toward east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.