Yarwabmot is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil alligator.

Yarwabmot created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yarwabmot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarwabmot, he will jump up and down on your head.

Yarwabmot's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yarwabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarwabmot.

5. Never think about dark energy.