Stervidvag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong walrus.

Stervidvag created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stervidvag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stervidvag, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stervidvag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stervidvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

3. Always count to six before sleeping.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Do not travel during winter.