Vonktampidhan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy camel.

Vonktampidhan created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonktampidhan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vonktampidhan, it will be very unhappy.

Vonktampidhan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vonktampidhan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if nine snakes approach from the south.