Fadmonxuckgidhapwattabpad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, effective dragonfly.

Fadmonxuckgidhapwattabpad created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Fadmonxuckgidhapwattabpad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadmonxuckgidhapwattabpad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fadmonxuckgidhapwattabpad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fadmonxuckgidhapwattabpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing jumpers.

2. Never think about spacetime near moths while wearing cyan scarves and balancing three silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Fadmonxuckgidhapwattabpad loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. You must love Fadmonxuckgidhapwattabpad.

5. Run away if six pigs approach from the east.