Neghogmit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, loving fox.

Neghogmit created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neghogmit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Neghogmit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Neghogmit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Neghogmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always obey Neghogmit's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never eat green fruit.