Vinnurtflan Tenhenyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, uncaring badger.

Vinnurtflan Tenhenyarp created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinnurtflan Tenhenyarp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vinnurtflan Tenhenyarp, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vinnurtflan Tenhenyarp's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vinnurtflan Tenhenyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vinnurtflan Tenhenyarp.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Voles are not to be trusted.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.