Babartstervilflamgilkim Sanlabnell is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing mouse.

Babartstervilflamgilkim Sanlabnell created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babartstervilflamgilkim Sanlabnell, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Babartstervilflamgilkim Sanlabnell, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Babartstervilflamgilkim Sanlabnell's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Babartstervilflamgilkim Sanlabnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Run away from brown pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion tools from lead.