Satpidnat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise cat.

Satpidnat created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satpidnat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Satpidnat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Satpidnat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Satpidnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not make images of living things.