Biggesshot is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful wolf.

Biggesshot created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biggesshot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Biggesshot, it will not care.

Biggesshot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Biggesshot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Biggesshot.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed turnips to mice while wearing shorts.

5. Biggesshot loves sheep, so they must be honoured.