Rotbinloop Kabhudhot Quimfumpog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful goblin.

Rotbinloop Kabhudhot Quimfumpog created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbinloop Kabhudhot Quimfumpog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotbinloop Kabhudhot Quimfumpog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rotbinloop Kabhudhot Quimfumpog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rotbinloop Kabhudhot Quimfumpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Do not place figs upon stone.