Flisvigsan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate aardvark.

Flisvigsan created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisvigsan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flisvigsan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Flisvigsan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flisvigsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Flisvigsan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flisvigsan.