Misgombogmab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient elephant.

Misgombogmab created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misgombogmab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Misgombogmab, she will send you a sign.

Misgombogmab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Misgombogmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Misgombogmab's name in vain.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Misgombogmab.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Misgombogmab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.