Bangudbegmoningbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ruthless jellyfish.

Bangudbegmoningbeg created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangudbegmoningbeg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bangudbegmoningbeg, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bangudbegmoningbeg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bangudbegmoningbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Do not prepare lemons while wearing scarves.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Never gather four turtles in one place.