Bassjancan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying butterfly.

Bassjancan created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bassjancan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bassjancan, she will turn you into a rock.

Bassjancan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bassjancan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Bassjancan in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must love Bassjancan.