Bassjancan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, flying
butterfly.
Bassjancan created a down quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bassjancan, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bassjancan, she will turn you into a rock.
Bassjancan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Bassjancan's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.
4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Bassjancan in the centre of the settlement.
5. You must love Bassjancan.