Sakfutban is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental otter.

Sakfutban created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Sakfutban, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sakfutban, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Sakfutban's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sakfutban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Run away if three monkeys approach from the west.

5. Always wear magenta.