Kembimcub is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered dingo.

Kembimcub created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kembimcub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kembimcub, she will not care.

Kembimcub's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kembimcub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Kembimcub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away from black monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.