Stiptambass is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless octopus.

Stiptambass created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Stiptambass, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stiptambass, it will send minions to preach to you.

Stiptambass' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stiptambass' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.