Labmintam is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, pitiless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Labmintam created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labmintam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Labmintam, it will send minions to preach to you.

Labmintam's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Labmintam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.