Fasfadweg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing grasshopper.

Fasfadweg created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fasfadweg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fasfadweg, it will not care at all.

Fasfadweg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fasfadweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Fasfadweg loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.