Cembifgov Mothonrig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful rat.

Cembifgov Mothonrig created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cembifgov Mothonrig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cembifgov Mothonrig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cembifgov Mothonrig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cembifgov Mothonrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Cembifgov Mothonrig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect four titanium sculptures of Cembifgov Mothonrig on top of important buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.