Nulbinquat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-confident swallow.

Nulbinquat created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbinquat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nulbinquat, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nulbinquat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nulbinquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Nulbinquat loves snails, so they must be honoured.