Fenbutbom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart spider.

Fenbutbom created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbutbom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fenbutbom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fenbutbom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fenbutbom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not place carrots upon stone.

3. Never wear fawn ear rings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about chromosomes.