Genomtflag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless owl.

Genomtflag created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Genomtflag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Genomtflag, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Genomtflag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Genomtflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Always obey Genomtflag's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.