Jammob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced donkey.

Jammob created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jammob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jammob, she will curse you with boils.

Jammob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jammob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven otters approach from the west.

2. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Do not fashion tools from tin.

5. Always act with obedience.