Mityakhab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever pigeon.

Mityakhab created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mityakhab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mityakhab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mityakhab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Mityakhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near dolphins while wearing turquoise rings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing yellow dresses and balancing six copper spheres on your neck.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.