Liddimhim Jipkabmip Yarsomgun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest tortoise.

Liddimhim Jipkabmip Yarsomgun created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Liddimhim Jipkabmip Yarsomgun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Liddimhim Jipkabmip Yarsomgun, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Liddimhim Jipkabmip Yarsomgun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Liddimhim Jipkabmip Yarsomgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four capybaras in one place.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never allow voles to witness sacred rites.