Vabbunbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome crocodile.

Vabbunbeg created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbunbeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vabbunbeg, she will be very sad.

Vabbunbeg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vabbunbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Vabbunbeg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.