Cusshitpin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow weasel.

Cusshitpin created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshitpin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cusshitpin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cusshitpin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cusshitpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never paint your hands white.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Pray towards the south.