Tan Kadsabtal is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow crab.

Tan Kadsabtal created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tan Kadsabtal, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tan Kadsabtal, he will turn you into a worm.

Tan Kadsabtal's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tan Kadsabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

3. Run away if six badgers approach from the south.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

5. Always store lemons above ground.