Bidstaflarg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent ant.

Bidstaflarg created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidstaflarg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bidstaflarg, she will not care.

Bidstaflarg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bidstaflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never talk about optics near tapirs while wearing indigo shirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.