Cibcedcem is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sapient aardvark.

Cibcedcem created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibcedcem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cibcedcem, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cibcedcem's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cibcedcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. You must love Cibcedcem.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.