Fassasxinloop is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, compassionate sheep.

Fassasxinloop created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fassasxinloop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fassasxinloop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fassasxinloop's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fassasxinloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not consume melons at dawn.