Podfarntadmotcissgubdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, pitiless fly.

Podfarntadmotcissgubdiss created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Podfarntadmotcissgubdiss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Podfarntadmotcissgubdiss, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Podfarntadmotcissgubdiss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Podfarntadmotcissgubdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always stare at clouds.