Abdityik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tiresome shrew.

Abdityik created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Abdityik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Abdityik, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Abdityik's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Abdityik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Never leap in holy places.