Banbenced is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable eagle.

Banbenced created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banbenced, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Banbenced, it will turn you into a frog.

Banbenced's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Banbenced's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Banbenced.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Never feed peanuts to moths while wearing black stockings.

5. Never eat green fruit.