Gepkipgesspib Hunlaplipnillbag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciful bat.

Gepkipgesspib Hunlaplipnillbag created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkipgesspib Hunlaplipnillbag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepkipgesspib Hunlaplipnillbag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gepkipgesspib Hunlaplipnillbag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gepkipgesspib Hunlaplipnillbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Gepkipgesspib Hunlaplipnillbag five times a day.