Nigfenyikjadlit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthinking human.

Nigfenyikjadlit created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Nigfenyikjadlit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nigfenyikjadlit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nigfenyikjadlit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nigfenyikjadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigfenyikjadlit.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never hop near eagles.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never talk about seals.