Getnelhak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind naga.

Getnelhak created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getnelhak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getnelhak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Getnelhak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Getnelhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never wear violet shirts.

5. You must love Getnelhak.