Geppodfit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome armadillo.

Geppodfit created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Geppodfit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Geppodfit, it will be very sad.

Geppodfit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Geppodfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at crossroads.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Always obey Geppodfit's priests.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.