Rillyogneg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless squirrel.

Rillyogneg created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Rillyogneg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rillyogneg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rillyogneg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rillyogneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.