Dumparkart is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy fly.

Dumparkart created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dumparkart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumparkart, it will turn you into a dog.

Dumparkart's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dumparkart's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.