Pinvonlegken is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating cow.

Pinvonlegken created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinvonlegken, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pinvonlegken, she will destroy your home planet.

Pinvonlegken's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pinvonlegken's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.