Saghublabdagkom But is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous turtle.

Saghublabdagkom But created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saghublabdagkom But, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Saghublabdagkom But, she will turn you into a mouse.

Saghublabdagkom But's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Saghublabdagkom But's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

5. Never wear white stockings.