Mapquillfetgum is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, calm jellyfish.

Mapquillfetgum created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapquillfetgum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mapquillfetgum, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mapquillfetgum's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mapquillfetgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away from brown aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Mapquillfetgum.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.