Fidmegrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty wren.

Fidmegrutt created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidmegrutt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fidmegrutt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fidmegrutt's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fidmegrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tapirs while wearing blue shorts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Put Fidmegrutt first in all things.

4. Erect six lead sculptures of Fidmegrutt on top of important buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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