Timbadpakhomflykinnill is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm aardvark.

Timbadpakhomflykinnill created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Timbadpakhomflykinnill, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Timbadpakhomflykinnill, she will destroy your home solar system.

Timbadpakhomflykinnill's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Timbadpakhomflykinnill's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide from orange nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.